- not remember how they are made Italian road signs,
- eat burritos for breakfast and pancakes for dinner,
- go to school in pajamas and no one notices, do your homework
- time prior to that so you had to do it and get A,
- "eat" at school (Junk Food, please),
- laws School Crossing instead School Xing, thinking that it is the name of a Chinese school,
- not you remember how you made a road only two lanes and he saw a look like a Third World country,
- the only time you saw a stray animal was a kitten with a lot collar that was coming home,
- admire the palm trees on the way home on the bus without thinking about the fact that there are palm trees in Bari,
- your dog chase squirrels! in the garden,
- have at least three gates to enter and exit the home and not worry more to lock every time you enter or exit,
- have no idea what are the radiators, but at a certain hour of the evening a warm wind gets up from the carpet,
- 're always barefoot and shoes are bad for you whenever you're wearing them for over an hour,
- the lyrics finally have a meaning,
- do not see a round for ages but only "crossroads", you
- the fridge full of things you can cook in 30 seconds in the microwave,
- no longer know the taste of toasted bread,
- not remember how and why you use a bidet,
- turn on the TV, through the channels and find any program in the world except what you want,
- like to eat Skittles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
- not you remember what the word "peasant"
- hates the hair dryer and do not understand the use ,
- when you do not know what to do, watching movies, because
- download illegally when there is Hulu?
- questions correspond to a power point with five slides,
- your brothers are fighting over the x-box instead of the Playstation, Nintendo
- are exceeded for centuries,
- you miss the nougat at Christmas,
- Paseo Padre is your new Via Sant 'Elia, the
- January 6 you went to school,
- took you three hours to write this post because your computer is set up if you write in English and Italian, it's all a long red dashed line.
So to speak.
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