Sunday, January 9, 2011

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Randomness.



if you're American ...


  • not remember how they are made Italian road signs,
  • eat burritos for breakfast and pancakes for dinner,
  • go to school in pajamas and no one notices, do your homework
  • time prior to that so you had to do it and get A,
  • "eat" at school (Junk Food, please),
  • laws School Crossing instead School Xing, thinking that it is the name of a Chinese school,
  • not you remember how you made a road only two lanes and he saw a look like a Third World country,
  • the only time you saw a stray animal was a kitten with a lot collar that was coming home,
  • admire the palm trees on the way home on the bus without thinking about the fact that there are palm trees in Bari,
  • your dog chase squirrels! in the garden,
  • have at least three gates to enter and exit the home and not worry more to lock every time you enter or exit,
  • have no idea what are the radiators, but at a certain hour of the evening a warm wind gets up from the carpet,
  • 're always barefoot and shoes are bad for you whenever you're wearing them for over an hour,
  • the lyrics finally have a meaning,
  • do not see a round for ages but only "crossroads", you
  • the fridge full of things you can cook in 30 seconds in the microwave,
  • no longer know the taste of toasted bread,
  • not remember how and why you use a bidet,
  • turn on the TV, through the channels and find any program in the world except what you want,
  • like to eat Skittles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
  • not you remember what the word "peasant"
  • hates the hair dryer and do not understand the use ,
  • when you do not know what to do, watching movies, because
  • download illegally when there is Hulu?
  • questions correspond to a power point with five slides,
  • your brothers are fighting over the x-box instead of the Playstation, Nintendo
  • are exceeded for centuries,
  • you miss the nougat at Christmas,
  • Paseo Padre is your new Via Sant 'Elia, the
  • January 6 you went to school,
  • took you three hours to write this post because your computer is set up if you write in English and Italian, it's all a long red dashed line.
So to speak.

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